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Old 06-20-2006, 10:57 AM
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a drunk guy walks up to a cop
Drunk: officer some one stole my car
Cop: were did you leave it
Drunk: it was right here on the end of this key
Cop: okay then, why don't you go down to the station
and file a report, but maybe you should zip your fly before you do
Drunklooks down) awe man... they got my girl too.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:58 AM
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this is funny, and i laughed.

thank you
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Old 10-13-2006, 06:41 PM
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yeah, I can't take credit though. I heard it off of a Townes VanZant live recording.
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Old 10-14-2006, 08:19 PM
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i dont give a s&!t where ya got it.

i laughed, i loved, i pissed on the floor

im happy
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Old 10-16-2006, 09:39 PM
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Ha Ha now you made me laugh...... and wet my pants a little.
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:42 AM
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good, thats what im here for.. kinda
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:18 PM
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I wanna make people pee in their pants....



...in terror...


come over and wake me up some morning...
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Old 10-20-2006, 04:18 PM
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please video tape it.
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