hahahaha

[deeksdigs]

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful and things go from bad-to-worse when one wing is struck
by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in
the front of the plane and wails "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare .. riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a cowboy from South Dakota stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts
to walk slowly up the aisle ... unbuttoning his shirt.

One button at a time........
No one moves.................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps...................................
He whispers......................................



"Iron this ... then get me a beer."

[hiredgun]

hahahahahahaha


oh man