Cool Things About Having A Beer Belly
Cool Things About Having A Beer Belly:
* You're less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.
* It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.
* It's a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.
* Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you'll ever be thrown free of the earth into deep space.
* Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the parking meter.
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