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Old 02-11-2006, 12:35 AM
JBrack JBrack is offline
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Default Hilarious/Funny/Sick/F'ed-up One liners.

Here's some I know.

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the Frog's ring and middle fingers.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

My wife said she wanted to go somewhere she'd never been for our 30th anniversary. I said "Try the f@#kin kitchen".

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed and the chicken is smoking a cigarette. I guess we know which one came first.

Remember to wrap the squirell in duct tape or it'll but when you f@#k it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it.

Post some YOU know.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:54 PM
SMUScorpion42 SMUScorpion42 is offline
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Default Why?

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the f'in stove!

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