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Re: Please define a scratcher?
do any of the tattoos you have done look like any of these?????
http://www.allornothingtattoo.com/fo...ead.php?t=2158
if so, you might... wait, no... you ARE a scratcher!
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04-15-2008, 06:12 AM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
oh sir... that is too good
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04-15-2008, 04:17 PM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
Someone with Lice,and Scabies,and Rectal Worms .
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04-16-2008, 03:28 PM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
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04-16-2008, 04:02 PM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
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Originally Posted by -42-
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bwahahahaha.... ::deep breath:: hahahahahahahaha
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04-17-2008, 03:38 AM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
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yeah... uh... in case you didnt notice... that s&!t was funny right there.
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04-17-2008, 11:56 AM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
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Originally Posted by conorblue
ARE YOU A SCRATCHER CHECKLIST:
Answer yes or no to the following questions.
Do you like Insane Clown Posse?
Does your wardrobe mainly consist of wifebeaters and giant jean shorts?
Are you moonlighting as a "rapper" and have a crew of "boyz dat rap witcha"
Did you order your "guns" from ebay, the back of a motorcycle magazine, or from a chinese distributor?
Did you "try and get an apprenticship, but they all "be hatin' on you?, because it must have nothing to do with your artwork, or lack there of.
Is your portfolio on your body, or your girlfriends?
Did you boil, burn, or spray your equipment with rubbing alcohol, and swear its sterile?
Does your girlfriend wear wifebeaters and oversized jean shorts?
Did anyone show you how to tattoo "while you was locked up"?
Did you make your own "tat gun"?
Is your art portfolio on envelopes marked "correctional facility?
Do you frequent this message board in hopes to learn sweet secrets from people that actually respect this business, but dont realize that hundreds of scratchers are on here, trying to supplement this board to their jailhouse apprenticeships, to disgrace a business I personally spent years learning, and dripping blood, sweat and tears to try and bring some legitamacy to?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you MAY BE A SCRATCHER!!!!
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hahahahah - classic!
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04-19-2008, 02:11 AM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
hilarious!!!
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04-25-2008, 12:18 PM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
my third favorite thread now of all time.
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04-25-2008, 01:20 PM
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Re: Please define a scratcher?
lets add a few more to that list based off of observations from the bad tattoos thread hahaha...
do you not wear gloves when you tattoo?
do your portraits look like crack addicted orangutans?
do your portraits contain only one shade of gray?
do you freehand your lettering?
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