assbag scratchers... and bad tattoos... - Page 2

travelingtom · #11 07-06-2009, 12:11 PM

i'm not nice to scummers. or douche bags in general.

travelingtom · #12 07-06-2009, 12:11 PM

it keeps a lot of crap out of my shop

Frostbitetattoo · #13 07-07-2009, 02:09 AM

Just had a scractcher call me today asking if i can sell him a 30ml bottle of "black tattoo ink"

So i asked for his name and the name of the shop he works at or if he has a myspace, bebo or facebook page so i can look at his work. He then tells me he doesn`t need to answer any questions like that and he doesn`t have any photos of his work or a portfolio for me to look at. and says he just wants ink and thats all, no questions asked.

Then i told him i suspected he is a scratcher and recomended for him to get an aprencticeship. After a long story of stating hes tattooed before and his friend that hes known since the 90`s has a shop 3 hours away bla bla bla bla............asked if i`d sell him black ink again. So i asked what make and model of clave he had and he said he doesn`t know what type of gun he had.

After i told him to f@#k off and eat s&!t he then said calmly " so when can i pick up that ink and how much do you want for it? " i then hung up the phone

f@#k scratchers are stupid

JohnnyTeabags · #14 07-07-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Frostbitetattoo

Just had a scractcher call me today asking if i can sell him a 30ml bottle of "black tattoo ink"

So i asked for his name and the name of the shop he works at or if he has a myspace, bebo or facebook page so i can look at his work. He then tells me he doesn`t need to answer any questions like that and he doesn`t have any photos of his work or a portfolio for me to look at. and says he just wants ink and thats all, no questions asked.

Then i told him i suspected he is a scratcher and recomended for him to get an aprencticeship. After a long story of stating hes tattooed before and his friend that hes known since the 90`s has a shop 3 hours away bla bla bla bla............asked if i`d sell him black ink again. So i asked what make and model of clave he had and he said he doesn`t know what type of gun he had.

After i told him to f@#k off and eat s&!t he then said calmly " so when can i pick up that ink and how much do you want for it? " i then hung up the phone

f@#k scratchers are stupid

I would've told him to come on in. then I would've beat him down when he got there. Broken Hands Can't Tattoo.

travelingtom · #15 07-07-2009, 09:59 AM

wow dude, nobody in my area is that f@#king retarded, and 90% of the population is inbread.

DrayBono · #16 07-07-2009, 11:26 AM

when we get scratchers in trying to buy supplies i always make them fill out one of our tattoo releases w/photocopied ID for our 'vender database' it works 95% of the time. then i tell them to get the f@#k outta my shop so i can call the health dept on their ass. i have about 2 dozen sitting in my file cabinet. its a damn shame the actual health dept or police can't/won't do anything about them.

i had one kid come back the next day bawling, handed me a cell phone with his mother on the line crying as well. convinced her to destroy her little juggalo's equipment and maybe they wouldn't go to jail, hahaha.

AND THEN yesterday had a couple come in. the girl had a koi on her back that wasn't finished (artist moved away or somesuch) and wanted a quote. she then told me her boyfriend (the dude with her) did TATZ out of the house but she wasn't sure if she wanted him to finish it. i told them it'd be a great idea because nothing says 'i love you' like a nice case of MRSA

BrutalBlondie · #17 07-07-2009, 12:21 PM

it slays me how stupid people really are..... seriously? wtf... what ever happened to the theory of survival of the fittest... shouldnt these morons being dying off or something?

#18 07-07-2009, 02:21 PM

we get alot of them in here all the time....and we here how they have been "tattin" for years. but they always have us cover the crap they have done on themselves of course at a higher cost then someone else who wants a cover up because of us having to here all there crap.much rather hear a 300lb female customer talk about her lovelife then listen to some one tell me about the tattoo industry who shop address is apt 3b

Frostbitetattoo · #19 07-07-2009, 04:48 PM

[QUOTE=DrayBono;44620]when we get scratchers in trying to buy supplies i always make them fill out one of our tattoo releases w/photocopied ID for our 'vender database' it works 95% of the time. then i tell them to get the f@#k outta my shop so i can call the health dept on their ass. i have about 2 dozen sitting in my file cabinet. its a damn shame the actual health dept or police can't/won't do anything about them.

i had one kid come back the next day bawling, handed me a cell phone with his mother on the line crying as well. convinced her to destroy her little juggalo's equipment and maybe they wouldn't go to jail, hahaha.

Dude i`m kicking myself now, that is an awesome idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I`ll be doing that for sure the next time it happens..............i think my rage took control before my cunning did. With scratcher trash the rage comes on fast as we all know.

DrayBono · #20 07-07-2009, 06:53 PM

go for it craig.

in my experience the best delivery is to be super nice and friendly at first "sure thing dude, you do tats, thats awesome. i'd love to see your work sometime. hey, while i'm getting your stuff i need you to fill this out for our vendor database, it just takes a sec."

then as soon as you hand the ID back go ahead and just unleash. the looks on their faces as they s&!t bricks is worth the fake niceness. feel free to improv and exaggerate. i've used everything from calling the cops, health dept, cdc, 10k fines, prison time, go wild.

let us know how it goes