Bond is overrated

[ChinSmack]

So yeah, Brandon Bond is overrated because he's not the true shadowy figure at the top of the food pyramid that is the great Cobra army. Al Gore created the internet so he could control us all with cheap foreign porn and '2 girls, one cup' and is using Brandon Bond as the figurehead so that he doesn't get targeted by loose cannon wack-a-do scratchers with names like Neo seeking to uncover the truth from their kitchens when they're not working in call centers.

That video with the Elephant doing that thing to the other Elephant? Al told him to post that to further numb your brains.

He practically admits this himself in one of his videos when he tells you he's not Brandon Bond, he's a created entity.

You've been warned! The Matrix is real and global warming is a myth to implant the supreme leader in your sub-concious for the day that his interwebamajig finds it's way into every mud hut, treetop hovel, and midtown apartment in the world.

Follow the rabbit down it's hole and see how deep it goes...
(Adopt a pitbull and treat it well while you're at it. It'll help give you insight into how Al Gore and his number 2 think.)

-ChinSmack

P.S. - Chuck Norris doesn't really exist. Nobody has ever seen him in real life. He's really just a photoshopped composite of 30 children from an orphanage in Boston and a dead goat.

Originally Posted by ChinSmack

So yeah, Brandon Bond is overrated because he's not the true shadowy figure at the top of the food pyramid that is the great Cobra army. Al Gore created the internet so he could control us all with cheap foreign porn and '2 girls, one cup' and is using Brandon Bond as the figurehead so that he doesn't get targeted by loose cannon wack-a-do scratchers with names like Neo seeking to uncover the truth from their kitchens when they're not working in call centers.

That video with the Elephant doing that thing to the other Elephant? Al told him to post that to further numb your brains.

He practically admits this himself in one of his videos when he tells you he's not Brandon Bond, he's a created entity.

You've been warned! The Matrix is real and global warming is a myth to implant the supreme leader in your sub-concious for the day that his interwebamajig finds it's way into every mud hut, treetop hovel, and midtown apartment in the world.

Follow the rabbit down it's hole and see how deep it goes...
(Adopt a pitbull and treat it well while you're at it. It'll help give you insight into how Al Gore and his number 2 think.)

-ChinSmack

P.S. - Chuck Norris doesn't really exist. Nobody has ever seen him in real life. He's really just a photoshopped composite of 30 children from an orphanage in Boston and a dead goat.

wtf...lmao.... you have way too much time on your hands to get that creative....or drugs ...funny though

[wheeliefreak]

and dont forget about manbearpig... i mean, im so serial.

[ronnyv]

Originally Posted by ChinSmack

So yeah, Brandon Bond is overrated because he's not the true shadowy figure at the top of the food pyramid that is the great Cobra army. Al Gore created the internet so he could control us all with cheap foreign porn and '2 girls, one cup' and is using Brandon Bond as the figurehead so that he doesn't get targeted by loose cannon wack-a-do scratchers with names like Neo seeking to uncover the truth from their kitchens when they're not working in call centers.

That video with the Elephant doing that thing to the other Elephant? Al told him to post that to further numb your brains.

He practically admits this himself in one of his videos when he tells you he's not Brandon Bond, he's a created entity.

You've been warned! The Matrix is real and global warming is a myth to implant the supreme leader in your sub-concious for the day that his interwebamajig finds it's way into every mud hut, treetop hovel, and midtown apartment in the world.

Follow the rabbit down it's hole and see how deep it goes...
(Adopt a pitbull and treat it well while you're at it. It'll help give you insight into how Al Gore and his number 2 think.)

-ChinSmack

P.S. - Chuck Norris doesn't really exist. Nobody has ever seen him in real life. He's really just a photoshopped composite of 30 children from an orphanage in Boston and a dead goat.

LOL- awesome

Chuck Norris is real. And he's behind you.

The real question here is who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris, or John Maclean

[BRANDON BOND]

I would beat them both in a game of parchizzi.

[ronnyv]

Originally Posted by BRANDON BOND

I would beat them both in a game of parchizzi.

didn't you see diehard 4? John MacLean DOES NOT LOSE!!

[AceMcCluskey]

Originally Posted by wheeliefreak

and dont forget about manbearpig... i mean, im so serial.

super serial!

[AceMcCluskey]

Originally Posted by LotusGeek

OK, thought you were kewl and an entrepreneur like myself, Brandon - but then my respect for you was dashed when I see the last line of this post - "go saints".

I'm a (long-suffering) Falcons fan - season ticket holder (I plead insanity) since 1989. So, with your Aints line I know you're a d**khead.

JUST KIDDING!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Nah, the Aints and Falcons rivalry is a blast. Just thought I'd give you s&!t about that

try being a life long dolphins fan. sucks to be me

[BRANDON BOND]

hahahahah the dolphins hahahahaa

[AceMcCluskey]

even worse one of my best friends is a jets fan