um what the hey nanana

[hiredgun]

John is a funny guy.

[ogtankard]

here is some crazy stuff in florida:
Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned
Miami
It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Sarasota
You may not catch crabs
Tampa Bay
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
here are some others
It is considered an offense to shower naked

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

[Nicole]

Are you kidding me?

I cant have sexual relations with a porcupine there.. psssh. guess ill never be going there!!!

[coyotetron]

I think I caught crabs in sarasota......ok it was a cheap shot but I had to take it, well it sounded really funny at the time. I promise.


seriously I'd hate to see the dumba$$ who trys to molest a Key deer, much less their excuse when they get caught