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Old 10-26-2007, 09:57 AM
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Default Swearing at work

Swearing At Work Policy:

It has been brought to management's attention that
some individuals throughout the company have been
using foul language during the course of
normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to
complaints received from some employees who may be
easily offended, this type of language will no
longer be tolerated.? We do however; realize the
critical importance of being able to accurately
express your feelings when communicating with
co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative
phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of
ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner:

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're
doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me
to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f____ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f_ __ing h _ll didn't you
tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


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Old 10-26-2007, 10:11 AM
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Default Re: Swearing at work

f... i mean, screw that, i mean... im certain that isnt feasible.
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Old 10-27-2007, 07:01 AM
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Default Re: Swearing at work

man if I couldn't curse while working I'd have to just stop working...

f@#k that noise
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