tasteless michael jackson jokes

candymgunn · #1 07-05-2005, 04:23 PM

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!

Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on crackers.

Hell Hound · #2 10-19-2005, 10:23 PM

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common?

Niel Armstrong walked on the moon

Micheal Jackson F's little boys!

JBrack · #3 02-11-2006, 01:21 AM

What is black, blue, and hates sex?
The four year old tied up in Michael's closet.