tasteless michael jackson jokes
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on crackers.
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