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Old 03-28-2008, 03:44 PM
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Default THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

* "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

* "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

* "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"

* "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

* "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

* "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

* "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

* "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

* "The flag's all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

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Joke!!!!!

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says? "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in a while I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Old 03-31-2008, 11:26 AM
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I'm not really a tattoo artist,.. but I do play one on T.V.
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:32 PM
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i dont normally do this, i usually just answer the phone.

lets see if i can figure out how this thing works.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:36 PM
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"you may feel a little scratch..."
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:56 PM
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"Ok...all done...let me get a mirror and show you...I think doing an entire penis themed backpiece was a really great idea...."
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:35 AM
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"Ok...all done...let me get a mirror and show you...I think doing an entire penis themed backpiece was a really great idea...."
hahahahaha aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha... and um... hahahahahah!
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:41 PM
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"Brandon Bond? you mean the lead singer from Incubus is a tattoo artist"
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:34 AM
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how long have you been tattooing? just started today but i stayed at a holiday inn last night.
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Old 05-03-2008, 05:01 PM
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Well, I never did an apprenticeship, but I do have the Spaulding Rogers Tattooing A-Z book!

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Old 05-03-2008, 05:10 PM
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Or how about "my best friend lets me practice on him all I want."
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