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1 - Cover your stump before you hump
2 - Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3 - Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4 - When in doubt shroud you spout
5 - Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6 - You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7 - If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8 - If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9 - It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10 - If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11 - She won't get sick if you wrap your d**k
12 - If you go into heat, package your meat
13 - While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14 - When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15 - Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16 - Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17 - Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18 - The right selection, is to protect your erection
19 - Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20 - A crank with armor, will never harm her
21 - If you really love her, wear a cover
22 - Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23 - Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24 - If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25 - No glove, no love
26 - If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27 - Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28 - No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
29 - Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the twat
30 - Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31 - Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32 - Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33 - Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34 - The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35 - Cloak the joker before you poke her
36 - Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37 - Cape your throbber before you bob her
38 - After detection sheath your erection
39 - Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40 - Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41 - Cover that lumber before you pump her
42 - Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43 - She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44 - House your noodle then release your strudel
45 - Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46 - Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47 - Cage that snake then shake and bake
48 - Cover your peter it will be much neater
49 - Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50 - It's always funky to cage your monkey
51 - It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52 - It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53 - It's not much money to catch your honey
54 - Don't be a fool cover your tool
55 - Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56 - Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57 - Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58 - It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59 - Contain that sputum before you use him
60 - Restrain your log then plow her bog
61 - Glove your pecker before you check her
62 - Coat that slimmer before you prime her
63 - Condomize then womanize
64 - Cover old pete then grind her meat
65 - Guard your peter before you meet her
66 - Check your list before you tryst
67 - Wrap your bate before you mate
68 - Can your worm before you squirm
69 - Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70 - Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
71 - Bag the mole then do her hole
72 - Cuff your carrot before you share it
73 - Jail your number then call the plumber
74 - Cover your vein then drive her insane
75 - Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76 - Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77 - Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78 - Hide ole harry then take her cherry
79 - Wrap that spout then bore her out
80 - Conceal your train don't cause her pain
81 - Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82 - Shroud your trout then make her shout
83 - To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
84 - Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85 - Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86 - Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
87 - Cover your steamer before you ream her
88 - Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
89 - Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90 - Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91 - Clothe the boner before you hone her
92 - Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
93 - Cork your pump or you don't hump
94 - No unwrapped stags get between my legs
95 - Dress that erection to make a deflection
96 - Contain that shanker before you spank her
97 - Cap that seeder before you breed her
98 - Stop the stream before you cream
99 - Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100 - Protect your screw to catch that glue
101 - Package your meat for a real neat treat
102 - Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103 - Canvas that trailer before you nail her
104 - Garage the tractor then attack her
105 - Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106 - Sock that wanger before you bang her
107 - Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
108 - Trim your hardwood then do her real good
109 - Garnish your oak then give her a poke
110 - Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111 - Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
112 - Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
113 - Catch that goat before it bloats
114 - Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
115 - Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
116 - Prune that stalk then make her squawk
117 - Wrap that rod then please her bod
118 - Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
119 - House that bottle then mash her throttle
120 - Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121 - Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
122 - Can your knob then throb her swab
123 - Contain old Doug then clean her rug
124 - Cover your limb before you swim
125 - Retain your bailer then impail her
126 - Rope your dope then make some soap
127 - Net your salamander then make salad in her
128 - Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
129 - Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130 - Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131 - Cover your stone before you bone
132 - House your hose then curl her toes
133 - Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134 - Blanket your twitch then hump that b1tc4
135 - Shield your rocks then pond her box
136 - Cover old sly then do her dry
137 - Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138 - Glove your chimney before you come in me
139 - If your nude tube your dude
140 - Cloak your hitter then go split her
141 - Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142 - Can your spam then bam that mam
143 - Corral your ram then slice her ham
144 - Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
145 - Twist your wick then stick that prick
146 - Cover old Bart then dart her tart
147 - Shed old spot then do her slot
148 - Drawer your pip then split her lips
149 - Contain that leach then mash her peach
150 - Bag your elm then take the helm
151 - Constrain your gem to catch the flem
152 - Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
153 - Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
154 - Survey your land then plant her stand
155 - Before you drive her protect that diver
156 - Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
157 - Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
158 - Cover you post then slice her roast
159 - Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
160 - Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
161 - Contain that viper before you pipe her
162 - Tub that sub then rub her hub
163 - Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
164 - Dam your giver then fill her quiver