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A letter I recieved from a client... seriously

BIG BAD MUTHA FU$KIN BRANDON MY TRUE NIGGA THAT WILL PULL THE TRIGGA BOND! What is up ? hey man I need help I have this problem with my left arm. it is always itching and burning and I think the only way to make it stop is to put a half sleeve over it to match my right arm. I spoke to some dermitologist and they said you have to find someone who is a tattoo artist who is original and cutting edge. Someone like those cool guys on those TV programs...At that point I thought to myself that he is right except when he mentioned some glory hound no talent picture tracer putting the needle to me I lost my mind! I delivered a quick kick to the inside of his knee shattering his knee cap as he fell I followed up with my right foot and brought it down on his throught pinning him to the floor. As he begged for me to let him up I explained the history behind the brown sharpie and educated him that there is only one tattoo shop and they will run the fu$kin world and I intended to make him my first sacrifice. He begged as any low life non believer would as I rolled him over onto his stomach to deliver a" BUCKWHEAT" (2 rnds. from my 45 strait up his a**). As I walked away nearly dancing to the music of his tear soaked screams of slow dying agony I explained I would take his advise and get that half sleeve but his ignorance on knowing what a real tattoo artist is and how a tattoo studio should be run had cost him his life and when my tattoo was finnished I would pay his family a little visit for some diagnosis of my own! So how bout it playa! there is no one else that can handle a project like this and do the out fuc$in standing job that I demand because just like the women that ride my co$k I want the best! so if you think we can come up with something I will stop by this weekend and we can bounce some ideas around or call me if I need to schedule a time or bring a deposit or if you need me to drop a body

he is one of our favorite clients and he has a way with words for sure.

we love you man - call the shop or come by I will be in thurs-sun this week tattooing, Mike is there every day but monday.

I love you

hahaha... thats awesome. i love that fool...