bad but funny
 

-what's the difference between a 2 year old and an ounce of blow?

-Eric Clapton would never let an opunce of blow fall out a window.



- if there's no wrong way to eat a resses cup, than why does my uncle keep putting them in my undewear?

- my girl friend asked me if i was a pedofile, so i asked her, isn't that a big word for a 12 year old?

last but not least.......


- why do women wear make up and perfume?

- because they're ugly and they stink!!!!

badum dum dump
hahahahahahahaha.

Re: bad but funny
 

I love these!

Re: bad but funny
 

what does michael jackson love about twenty four year olds?

that there's twenty of them....

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What is the difference between a Sports car and a pile of dead babies?












I don't have a sports car in my garage.



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Why do shower heads have 11 holes in them?









The average Jewish person only has 10 fingers. (I learned that one in Jewish service during basic training, along with the "You killed Jesus!" joke)


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What is the best thing about swimming with a 12 year old girl?






When she slicks her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.


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What is the difference between a trunk full of dead babies, and a trunk full of bowling balls?







You can't shovel bowling balls with a pitch fork.



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What is worse than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree?




One dead baby nailed to 20 trees.