Cool Things About Having A Beer Belly
 

Cool Things About Having A Beer Belly:

* You're less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.

* It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.

* It's a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.

* Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you'll ever be thrown free of the earth into deep space.

* Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the parking meter.