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EricaGlessor 06-26-2011 06:02 PM

Great Tattoo Joke-Jerry Is In The Hospital
 
Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Jerry'.

Jerry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the
hell have you been?'
Jerry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.

'A tattoo?' she frowned.

'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on
his privates?'

Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Jerry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital

Tattoo Care

michal 03-19-2012 05:11 AM

Re: Great Tattoo Joke-Jerry Is In The Hospital
 
Wow really nice one post here.


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