Hilarious/Funny/Sick/F'ed-up One liners.
Here's some I know.
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass. What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the Frog's ring and middle fingers. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12 What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken My wife said she wanted to go somewhere she'd never been for our 30th anniversary. I said "Try the f@#kin kitchen". A chicken and an egg are lying in bed and the chicken is smoking a cigarette. I guess we know which one came first. Remember to wrap the squirell in duct tape or it'll but when you f@#k it. What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it. Post some YOU know. |
Why?
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the f'in stove! ;) SMUScorpion42 :twisted: |
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